So anyone that follows/stalks the dev team on twitter would remember that there was apparently a pigeon living between the walls of their office a couple months back. What ever became of this pigeon? Was it offered a job at the office? Did it continue to steal internet from the office and post on twitter? Did the team actually discover a real, live diggle but were gagged by the government before they could announce their findings to the world?
well, if he's literally replaced the pigeon in between the two walls, I doubt he'll be much of a problem for long he's probably just trying to strum for help in morse
The guy could be giving the wall pigeons/diggles in disguise ukelele lessons, and at the right moment they will unveil themselves and take over the office with foul noises of multiple ukeleles and claim it for their society. The pit will be converted into a diggle shopping plaza and the computers used to edit every copy of dredmor so that the diggle will be the hero. One of these diggles will go on to open a chain of successful pizza parlors in the Vancouver area, the secret ingredient is lutfisk. Imagine waking up one day and you find yourself in between the walls of two rooms with a ukelele in your hand and no knowledge of how you got there, and all you can do is strum the ukelele daily and hope that someone catches on. That's some Edgar Alan Poe worthy material right there.
If you are stuck in a wall with no food nor liquids and your choice of action is to play an ukulele instead of shouting or banging the walls with your fists, you sort of deserve to die there ... .
