We all love melee, because dying is fun. Our gluttonous souls cry out for the punishing challenge and the sheer joy of hitting things in the face. Because hitting things in the face is awesome. DavidB threw down a gauntlet in the dual wielding thread. I'm picking it up. So, without further ado. Thus begin the adventures of Sir Kirkus, the not so sharp. The trials will be great, but this isn't the first rodeo of Kirkus. No sir. Here's what his first room looks like. This is gonna be rougher than I thought.