Dredmor Haikus!

Discussion in 'Stories & Fan Fiction' started by Createx, Jan 15, 2013.

  1. Mug falling from hands
    Sudden urges to lay eggs
    I become Diggle
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  2. Haldurson

    Haldurson Member

    Brax cannot stop me
    Oh no! Not Dread Collectors!
    I must reach the stairs
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  3. Turbo164

    Turbo164 Member

    Funny, but 5/7/4 ;)

    My artifact ring
    Now gives minus five trapsight
    Thanks Magic Golems!
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  4. Bah, who needs trap sight?
    I'm a Promethean mage
    Click... anti-magic
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  5. Haldurson

    Haldurson Member

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  6. Haldurson

    Haldurson Member

    When I place a trap
    underneath a Diggle's feet
    I laugh insanely

    Begone foul creatures!
    Oh for heaven's sake come back!
    Zoo is not complete
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  7. I hate zoos with wights
    And other teleporters
    Chasing them down sucks
  8. That wasn't even a haiku.