Dredmor Haikus!

Discussion in 'Stories & Fan Fiction' started by Createx, Jan 15, 2013.

  1. Giygas

    Giygas Member

    I had no idea.
    That explains the scream last night.
    I heard "FAX THIS PAX!"


    Ha, I claimed this page.
    Wallow in pathetic shame,
    for I gain this page.
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  2. Createx

    Createx Member

    Elder creatures scheming
    The demise of the dungeon
    Fax their harbinger

    (Just humping on the bandwagon :p)
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  3. Giygas

    Giygas Member

    You sick dirty man
    This is not the place for your
    disgusting antics.
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  4. TheKirkUnited

    TheKirkUnited Member

    Fearsome dungeon foe
    Destroyed but to no avail
    For truth dig deeper
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  5. Wolg

    Wolg Member

    For the lich Dredmor:
    a Bolt of Mass Destruction
    (hauled for fifteen floors)
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  6. You don't have 'em yet
    But what's this 10 AV glove?
    Ah, it's "Artifakes"
  7. TheKirkUnited

    TheKirkUnited Member

    No trap-sight again.
    Named monster counter attack.
    Just one more re-roll.

    Wretched loss of life
    Has surely taken its' toll
    Wow five hundred hours
  8. SkyMuffin

    SkyMuffin Member

    muscle diggle ow
    muscle diggle ow ow ow
    muscle diggle ow

    cloud gremlin ow fuck
    cloud gremlin cloud gremlin fuck
    cloud gremlin ow dead

    mummy is easy
    mummy is easy peasy
    what the fuck corpse boom

    i am best vegan
    i am make diggles fight yes
    i am worst vegan

    lol acid bolt trap
    lol firespout, lol gargoyle
    i think i'm drowning

    this diggle hell place
    is kind of swingin'; oh god
    no what is that thing

    they promised me no life
    and aluminum snorting;
    i only got one

    wanted: evil lich
    no reward, just warm fuzzies
    maybe lots of booze

    ad: adventurer
    seeks wand polishing partner
    no thrusties this time

    become anything,
    they said; alcoholic seemed
    like a decent choice

    fifteen floors, really
    and no one bothered to make
    a working bathroom
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  9. mining

    mining Member

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  10. Wolg

    Wolg Member

    wandering the halls
    yellow strange little bird things
    they hate you so much
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  11. Yummy diggle eggs
    Mash, crunch, put into omelet
    Healing foods galore!
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  12. TheKirkUnited

    TheKirkUnited Member

    No substitute.
    For certainty absolute,
    Promethean gift.

    Evil rampant lich?
    The answer is obvious:
    Set the world aflame.
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  13. OldNile

    OldNile Member

    Elves want to have fun.
    I'd rather have a challenge:
    Going Rogue again.

    Lutefisk Paradox:
    It angers most shopkeepers,
    Brax will facepunch you.

    There's an evil chest,
    what could be inside the box?
    Mostly painful death.
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  14. Essence

    Essence Will Mod for Digglebucks

    Dredmor, Rune of Light.
    (Runecaster isn't OP)
    What, he's dead? I win!
  15. What is this "win" thing?
    I've never seen level 8
    ..."things" always happen
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  16. Createx

    Createx Member

    Fire on the floor
    Thaumites crawling under my skin
    Lutefisk Encrusting!
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  17. Grey

    Grey Member

    Haikus ahoy!

    Adventurers come!
    Gold-filled dungeons await you!
    Risks are small, honest!

    Rogues hide in shadows
    Their movements undetected
    Cowardness beats death?
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  18. Billick

    Billick Member

    You need more mana
    Your life force is running out
    Drink more booze they said
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  19. "Drink more booze," they say?
    Should try it before playing
    Um, which blur is me?
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  20. TheKirkUnited

    TheKirkUnited Member

    Infinite loot in
    sweet wizardly dimensions.
    Vegans unwelcome.

    Wizard's lost keys,
    bending time to bend metal.
    Smith of Ages, I
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