Choose Your own Adventure kinda thingy

You prance over to the bear, pull the DUNCE HAT down over his eyes, and use your PARASITIC MOPE, sucking his brains out through his neckhairs!
Item obtained!: Bear Brains
1) Run away
2) Challange another bear to a fight
3) Take a ROOT
or
4) Swallow the HAWK SOUL

 

Take a root, then run away. No more parasitic mopes unfortunately.

 

You grab a ROOT, swing into a sprint, and run away! You would have stayed but for the fact that you ran out of MOPES!
Will you
1) Turn your head to see if you are being chased?
2) Run faster?
3) Swallow the HAWK SOUL?
or
4) Something else?

 

3)

 

You swall your HAWK SOUL! You suddenly find you have grown wings, and a beak!
Will you
1) Fly away!
2) Nibble on all the bears?
or
3) Search for a RUBBER DUCKY?

 

Search for the rubber ducky and name him "Gizz" if you find him.

 

You decide to set off in persuit of GIZZ!
Will you
1) Go back into the room?
2) Go past the bears?
3) Search the vine filled arbour?
or
4) Search upwards with your SET OF WINGS?

 

Search upwards

 

You prime your set of wings, but they appear to be wet, and won't produce any lift. That option appears to be void for the time being.
1) Go back into the room?
2) Go past the bears?
or
3) Search the vine filled arbour?

 

Go past the bears

 

You begin to trundle past the bears when inspiration strikes!
Would you like to
1) Pickpocket some of the bears tusks?
2) Keep trundling?
or
3) Something else?

 

Pick pocket! Although I don't know where they would keep their stuff...

 

You casually bump one of the bears, sliding your hand into it's pocket. You feel a few things, but you only have time to grab one.
Will you grab something that feels like
1) A model boat?
2) A sword?
3) An apple?
or
4) A magazine?

 

A magazine !

 

You pull the magazine-like object out of the bears pocket, and stuff it in your back before the bear notices.
Will you
1) Retreat behind a nearby 4-masted greek ship?
2) Pick another bears pocket?
or
3) Ask the bear where its pocket is?

 

Ask the bear!

 

You timidly approach the bear, and ask him where he keeps his pocket. He stares at you for a long time, and you feel yourself falling into a trance?
What will you do?

 

Use the mental rubber bands to create a psychic blockade that stops the trance.
Then, search Gizz.

 

You strap 1 MENTAL RUBBER BAND around your forehead, and instantly feel hte pressure of his eyes lessen.
You turn aside, and begin to look for Gizz, but you aren't sure where to look.
Will you
1) Examine the magazine-like object?
2) Go back down the tunnel, and search the vine-filled arbour?
or
3) Continue down the tunnel, past the bears?

 

Examine the magazine-like object.
(Magazine as in the thing you fill clips in, or the thing to read?)