The meteor from investigator is lame. Does not really do that much damage. and does not scale. At all.
1. Summon fiery lizard thingy 2. own everything 3. acidently click on my fiery lizard thingy 4. Counter 5. Dead 6. Achievement!
Yeah I lost 86 hp to a pair of geologists and their friends before it allowed me to take a turn...and it turns out you can't take turns while dead. I had to settle for turning over in my grave. The very next character I made died on floor 1; a boss Djinn chased me to the 4-lever-teleport-room, and apparently levers are slower than fists. I pulled it, got punched (crit), died, stood up, snapped fingers, teleported to the next lever, died again, then stood up and died about 5 more times (no more finger snaps sadly) until the tombstone came up.
I found myself with 18 on the 3d floor with an opened zoo on one side and 3 Uber Octos and a horde of clones on the other. Because I emptied all the Food Dispenses on level 2 and a couple on level 3, I was out of money. Freaking elves hide their grinder so there was no hope to cook something simple, yet nutritious. I killed couple of clones, when suddently a pumpkin guy has arrived. He made a cloud that started choking me and clones were spitting acid... with 12 I had no chance of surviving so I used a Spatial Instability Infusion which landed me practically on the Octo who used his "Quizer or whatever" hit me for 8 dmg, however I managed to kill him. Meanwhile clones were getting closer and closer. my 4 didn't look very reassuring to me, so I tried to escape. I knew I couldn't go north because of the zoo, clones were creeping from the east, so I went west opened a door and practilly kissed an Uber Unfriendly AI... He hit me with 2 damage but I retaliated with a rocket punch. After that I gulped down an Inky Hoglantern and munched 6 lutefisks, while I was invisible 8 (yay!), then I ran south and even got 1 HP from natural regeneration. I was happy and eager to fight when I saw a water blocking my way. It was then I realised that I won't be able to escape to the safety of the upper levels... I tried to outmanoeuvre my oponents but mosters surrounded me and with one click of a mouse I died..... R.I.P DD the Adventurer ###### by the player I used a rocket jump which blew me to death and then moved my dead body to the other side of the river...
