A lot of forums dedicated to a particular game series tend to contain threads like this. They're mostly silly and are just for fun, and since that's the kind of thing people like us (and by extension, Gaslamp) like, why not start one dedicated to Dungeons of Dredmor? To start things off: You fiddle with a vending machine in the hope of getting free stuff You run around drinking all the water from birdbaths hoping to find a Crownstar addendum at the bottom You walk into your dog thinking you'll switch places with him You call your local shopkeeper Brax. You look suspiciously at every tree nearby thinking one might be a fruit treant You swear off eating potatoes and rutabagas because you're afraid of food poisoning or an aethereal missile going off in your stomach You pour some acid on top of a bunch of mushrooms and are disappointed you didn't get any Grog You stick a paper drill cone on top of your pet bird and call it a Diggle Every time you get hurt you try eating a lot to get better quickly (works IRL too, just slower) You drink alcohol and run around muttering gibberish and waving your hands about hoping to cast spells You throw a piece of metal wire at someone and expect to freeze them in place and this is just the beginning. Post to contribute!