This is a really weird thing, I'm sorry... I was in the read-only mode for a couple of days and today I finally registered. Why? I'm extremely shy, that's why. I wasn't going to do this because I was really scared but my friend said it would be nice to tell you my story. If anyone reads this, of course... I'm a fellow student from Russia. Not long time ago I've taken a gap year because of my health problems. I've got panic disorder and it's getting pretty hard to live with so I've decided to go to the hospital. It's been two years since I got sick. Not long time ago my boyfriend introduced me to Dungeons of Dredmor. At first I thought of it as a little silly game and didn't paid much attention. Time passed... a year maybe? I had a sudden urge to play this game again. I think it was because of the soundtrack from the main menu stuck in my head (which has a reminding tune, is it Pirates of the Caribbean or Lion King's "Stampede" reference? Ah, I love both movies anyway!). And I think I maybe a little bit fallen in love. No, wait. I went totally crazy about Dungeons of Dredmor! I spammed my boyfriend with Dredmor funnies, I felt like I was alive again. I didn't have my panic attacks for month once! But life isn't all that happy... I didn't pass my exams and my boyfriend got into hospital with really bad infectious disease. I've been having panic attacks every day. I never consider suicide as an option (I'm running this life on Going Rogue and unarmored, duh! I also was born with a Communist skill so I'm tough, life can come and try me!) so I just tried to move on and prepare for my resits. I found your twitter just yesterday and was scrolling it without really reading stuff. But today was really rough. I had three panic attacks and the last one was really terrible. One of my groupmates wasn't helping at all with her "stop whining and learn informatics" advices so I just opened your twitter again and started reading. Guys, you write absolutely awesome things! It's kinda sad you sold out all the t-shirts, I'd buy them all, but every your post is so hilarious and full of win! I decided to read your blog as well and it turned out to be as good as your twitter. Oh, those tags!.. I didn't play Dungeons of Dredmor for a long time now and it's a shame. I can't access my boyfriend's Steam account since he's far away from me now (I don't see a reason to create mine because we share one credit card anyway)... But I hope he recovers soon so we both play again! Well, when I'm back from the hospital too. And when I pass my resits. I hope to be a programmer one day so I can be useful. Not really. They don't like girl programmers... Thank you so much for an awesome game! P.S.: I did tons of fanart but I'm scared to show it because I draw not so good and I can't really draw humans so I turn everything into stupid ponies I'm so sorry My icon proves it. P.P.S.: I absolutely love the main dude character and Dredmor. Does hero have default name? I'm kinda having troubles naming mine in game... they all turn out to be "Default Hero I", "Default Hero II" and so on, haha. The Eyebrowed One doesn't work for me because it's too long and too silly! Also, I made a song reference in that thread's title. I heard you like references P.P.P.S.: alright, that's the last post scriptum! I think... I wouldn't ever say this because it sound like begging and I feel bad about it but my friend told me "go for it it's now or never" so... I would do anything for an autograph! I love your work so much I would be the happiest person alive. I'll pay the shipping. I'll draw you more fanart for the fanart god. I'll wear a monocle and a tophat while drinking Vodka from a teacup. Oh, wait, that's what we do in Russia everyday. Silly me. Jokes aside, I would really appreciate that. I'd totally drink with you if I had the health to fly to Canada and knew the language (Diggling English, how do they work?!). I bet you can't outdrink a Russian, huh? I just spent four hours writing this I'll probably go now.