Hi everyone, So if you've been playing Clockwork Empires you've likely noticed the extreme and possibly unhealthy relationship the colonists have with chairs (Dark forces at work?). When idle a colonist will seek to relax their posterior any way they can. Even with only one chair your whole colony will resort to a macabre game of infinite musical chairs just for a chance to get a feeling for that wonderful wood. As an enterprising Overseer you can use this addiction to your advantage. By placing a large lower class house in the center of your colony, filled to the brim with chairs and tables, your entire colony will gather there to gossip and eat. The main benefit of this is now your red coats will be constantly guarding the majority of your colony, and can respond in any direction without delay. This only leaves colonists on jobs outside of your colony in peril to Fishmen diplomacy. With order established in your colony now you need only fear the colonists forming a cult around the chairs and tables, praying to dark forces and trying to will the furniture into life. Recommendation is to send these people out on distant jobs. DISTANT. And let nature take it's course. And flesh. Thanks, Akuma P.S. Without chairs your colonists hate tables. Possible conspiracy?
