Whereas the Solicitor General for Her Majesty's Plantations On Foreign Soils has dictated that Cleanliness is Next to Orderliness, Mandatory Bathing has been Instituted in All of the Several Colonies bearing the great Fortune to be located next to an Opportune Lake. All Laborours, Aritsans, Craftsmen, and Overseers on Her Majesty's Service are Hereby required to Deviate Not One Whit from their Stride when approaching a Lake, River, Stream, Estuary, or Other Such Navigable Body of Water which they may be Reasonably Be Expected To Cross. Illustrated Examples for the Edification for the Illiterate may be found Attached to this Notice. For Queen and Country!
