Ah, and we have more Science! Wonderful! AHHHH, THEY ARE HERE! THEY ARE FINALLY HERE! MY NIGHMA- Airship you say? Ah, ignore that bit. Ahem. You sure it's an airship? No... purple? Well then, that's fine. Yes. That's... fine. ... This is going to cause a diplomatic incident and we don't have a foreign office. I AM A TERRIBLE BUREAUCRAT. What's this? The number of overseers OUTNUMBERS the number of laborers!? What kind of backwards colony is this!? I MUST rectify this at once! Augh! My last day here before I am called off to deal with another problem colony- something about mushroom hats? While saddened at my imminent departure,I BANDITS AHHHHH Go forth, brave soldiers! Fight and try not to die IN THE NAME OF THE EMPIRE, THE QUEEN, AND THE HOLY COG, NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER Ah, he is making off with our... clay. Why did they attack us again? Our soldiers are at wits end! We are almost defeated, but at least we have Hurt the Enemy! We uh, well everyone survived. Somehow. I am kind of disappointed honestly. We do need a barbershop, as all of our soldiers are horrible, horribly maimed and wounded. ...I will leave that for the next Colonial Bureaucrat to figure out. For now, I must leave, and deal with these mushroom hoodlums, or whatever the problem is. Fare thee well! Notes: Get more laborers, put them to work in the Farms and in the Kitchen. Then expand. They also demanded a church, get that to them as soon as possible.