INTRODUCTION: Who is this guy? "Most people wouldn't appreciate being trapped in a dark cave with nothing but the tools on their belt. They'd be too busy fearing their own demise to realize the opportunity they've been given." "Now that I'm down here, there are no distractions. And this 'Dredmor' guy I've been pursuing, who lured me down here? Well, now I'm standing in between him and the only exit. Whatever thrill he gets from killing normal people... I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint him."