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Wow, only 15 cents an ounce. What a bargain (or so I assume lol).

 

Bargain or not, it's likely such a thing will make your neighbours look at you weirdly.

Or maybe it's just me, seeing as I'm the youngest "head of family" in the neighbourhood so my view on what neighbours would do tends to be pretty skewed.

 

What I cannot figure out is why anyone would even want that much. Surely the amount of people required to use that volume would mandate smaller vessels to minimize contamination. But one 55 gallon drum with a single pump sounds like a recipe for disaster.

 

It's probably intended for professional enterprises.

 

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Or maybe an orgy-themed wedding. I wonder if it's kosher oil...

 

Now that is an insane way of crossing a river.

 

Long ago, I posted a link to the "Old Jews Telling Jokes" website (they have a book now btw), but they've since moved all their videos to Youtube. I'll post a couple here. I wouldn't say that any of this is dirty, but a couple are a little bit risque.

 

Oh gods, Charlotte Bornstein. She's the one with the ear-splitting laugh, I think. Could be wrong.

It got two half-hour episodes on the BBC, and perhaps even two more. But I can't quite remember. But I have watched a number of them.

 

Most of the Jokes they do are quite old, but most are still very funny. Some of the jokes require a little knowledge of Jewish culture, or yiddish or hebrew, but most of the humor is universal.

 

On the same topic, this one is for Nicholas:

 

It's not exactly "funny" but rather provoking "what the heck" sort of thoughts from people who tried to play this particular game before, but here you go. A video of someone clearing lines in "Hell Tetris":

 

I've become SUCH A FAN OF THIS CARTOON I LOVE IT *Foams at the mouth and falls over*

 

http://www.cracked.com/video_18597_what-biology-class-didnt-want-you-to-know-about-water.html

 

Got reminded of this thanks to a t-shirt store. Language warning, ofc, and there's a violent image.

 

This reminded me of one of several reasons why I learned to hate raiding. The longer I stayed in my EQ raiding guild, the less fun I had. I've actually encountered worse than that (though fortunately, most were not that bad, or I would have quit long before I actually did).

When your raid leader starts to sound more like a drill Sargent, when you are following a script or feel like you are a piece of a machine, or on an assembly line/sweat shop, that's when you know that something has gone horribly wrong. When you log in and 50 people start hammering you about why you didn't show up for a raid (because I had to work late) that means that it's no longer a game, it's a job. I could get the same busted balls for being late to work, and it's equally 'fun' in both situations.

Anyway, this is my way of saying that your post, as funny as it might seem, also dredges up some bad memories.