Best enemy/artifact names

Discussion in 'Dungeons of Dredmor General' started by coldcandor, Apr 4, 2012.

  1. FaxCelestis

    FaxCelestis Will Mod for Digglebucks

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  2. Warlock

    Warlock Member

    That's messed up in more ways than you can imagine.

    A half-dozen strange things (TM) that I found yesterday:
    Masuumtwe, The Overlord of Codpieces (oh god why)
    Ergjalla, The Beginning of Canadians (so that's how Canadians came into existence)
    Binnu, The Lord of Lords (move over Jehovah, there's a new kid in town)
    Inak, The Stimulating Breakfast Cereals (oh god why x2)
    The Homoerotic Chamber of Cod (I blame the Lutefisk God for this, his statue was in said room along with a few of his worshippers)
    Bitpor, The Lord of Sex Appeal (WHYYYYYYYYYY)
    This last artifact is a ring which I got off of floor 6's monster zoo.
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  3. banjo2E

    banjo2E Member

    Let's kick off the Wizardlands with some more humo(u)r.

  4. Tirien66

    Tirien66 Member

    Found a mudkip trinket named "Reepusk, the Controversial and Provocative Offering"

    Quite aptly named, it seems.
  5. Kablooie

    Kablooie Member

    Croseezar, the Brined Waffle :resist_slashing:6 :dmg_piercing:2 :dmg_righteous:10 :dmg_aphyxiative:1 :burliness:2 :resist_crushing:1 :resist_voltaic:1 :mana:1

    Maybe not so funny, but a brined waffle? Ewwwwwww. :eek: hurl
  6. Thalfon

    Thalfon Member

    The Prisoner of Loins is too powerful for any man! It must be eyeballed to death.

    Prisoner of Loins.png
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  7. I found some cutoffs whose title is The Arcane Canadian! As a Canadian, it made me quite happy.
  8. Aegho

    Aegho Member

  9. Czibor13

    Czibor13 Member

    Krompo, the Crab-like Dragon is my favorite that I have found. I really want to know what a crab-like dragon would look like 0_0

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    Oh the irony. (Read the description)
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  11. Deathonabun

    Deathonabun Member

    I know it's not a random weapon, but "Orcslayer, Slayer of Orcs" makes me giggle every time.

    And I also once got an Artifact that was deemed "the Eater of Sausage Rolls" or something to that effect. Makes me confused, because I don't think swords usually have mouths...
  12. MidMorning

    MidMorning Member

    Don't even know what to say about this one.

    So he's a Mechanic then...?

    and also

    First room in the dungeon, too.
  13. Warlock

    Warlock Member

  14. Firgo

    Firgo Member

    Laughed myself to death with this guy desided to pay a visit

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  15. Frelus

    Frelus Member

    OH MY GOD...
  16. banjo2E

    banjo2E Member

    Pfft, that's obviously cubic zirconia.
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  17. Chompie

    Chompie Member

    My friend's favourite discovery:

    Is this going to be a new ad campaign for lobster restaurants? Cause I don't think that'll turn out too well... XD
  18. MidMorning

    MidMorning Member

    Okay then, that's kind of gross, but who am I to judge...
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  19. shaken

    shaken Member

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    Very clever, Gaslamp.
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