Best enemy/artifact names

Discussion in 'Dungeons of Dredmor General' started by coldcandor, Apr 4, 2012.

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    I don't think I will ever be able to top this.
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  2. DavidB1111

    DavidB1111 Member

    Well, I do have this Fedora.

    Perhaps it's the younger brother of Malacth, Eater of Beatings?
  3. r_b_bergstrom

    r_b_bergstrom Will Mod for Digglebucks

    Just had a specific combo of <startphoneme>, <phoneme>, <title>, <noun>, and item type that made me go "Dear God, what have I Done?" 4 out of 5 of these components were entirely innocent outside of this randomly-generated context. Edit: 3 out of 5.


    In my defense, there is no "gina" phoneme in ID. The "g" is from "Yawg", which was a reference to a M:tG baddie named Yawgmoth, Father of Machines.
  4. SigFloyd

    SigFloyd Member

    The best room name I've seen was the Homoerotic Confessional.
  5. DavidB1111

    DavidB1111 Member

    I found my own Homoerotic room. :)

    What happens in the Tuff Shed of Propaganda Posters stays in the Tuff Shed of Propaganda Posters. :)
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  6. FaxCelestis

    FaxCelestis Will Mod for Digglebucks

    Defeat Ovtedjul, the Eater of Eggplants!
  7. Benjamin123

    Benjamin123 Member

    In continuance of the apparent theme, I give you... Fwewn.PNG
    Followed shortly by Fouum.PNG
    Funny names just keep appearing! Bakery.PNG
    I'm cursed with hilarious items! Krom.PNG
    Zoidberg's Apology.PNG ?
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  9. Warlock

    Warlock Member

    Captain Obvious strikes again! :)
  10. DavidB1111

    DavidB1111 Member

    We here at the Department of Redundancy Department would like you to know we strive to be as redundant as possible.
    We here at the Department of Redundancy Department would like you to know we strive to be as redundant as possible.
  11. Xaxio

    Xaxio Member

    Posted Moved here because it's off on-topic.

    Holy Mother of Cakes, Batman!

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  12. Giygas

    Giygas Member


    A portly... portal?

    (I also got [somethingsomething] the Unwanted Sausage earlier, but I sold it before I remembered to take a screenshot.)
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  13. Warlock

    Warlock Member

    I got an artifact called Tinssjoo, the Mother of Births. Do I win?
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  14. Giygas

    Giygas Member

    Yes, yes you did.
  15. Unicycles

    Unicycles Member


    Well, that's certainly something now, aint it?
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  16. Warlock

    Warlock Member

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  17. Frelus

    Frelus Member

    Zooulb, the Tzar of trousers (Fedora) (Oh, the trouser titan?)
    The Emperor of Cod (Monster) (What?)
    Inamonu the Rich Boy who wastes money on manuscripts (Monster) (Seriously?)
    Kromulpwa, the Khan of Physicians (Ring) (KHAAAAAAAAAN)
    Gulerdulb, the Nemesis of Lava (The standart armor of the Barrier Maiden) (LAVA EXPORTS FOR EVERYONE!)
    Kyfro, the fruity Statue (Silver shield) (Ooooh k...)
    The watershed of mammaries (Room) (WTF)
    The Vessel of Ninjas (Room) (Good I was no pirate)
    The sabre-toothed cemetary of dwarves (VERY well defended ;))
    These are mine up until now in my current game (Only on floor 2)

    Edit: Naurgraondo the Waiter now taking orders for Infernos (Black Raven) (One spicy inferno, please!)
    Quagamusk, the Preschooler crying for Levers (Elven Bow)
    Spyvinx, the wage-slave to giraffes
  18. doorhandle

    doorhandle Member

    I have perhaps found one of the funniest/worst combination of rooms and random-generation ever.


    So. That's what it's like experience a primal scene with lord dreadmor. :eek:
    B.T.W, this latter room is in a mod, not sure which one however.
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  19. banjo2E

    banjo2E Member

    Please tell me that line of text says something like "Hilda the Horrible", and not "Hagar the Horrible".

    (Don't get me wrong, I don't care either way about how skeletons get their boners, I'm just saying, call a husband a husband.)
  20. Frelus

    Frelus Member

    The monster Sardalloifer the Schoolkid who hates eating whales must be defeated!