Dear Adventurers, Attached you will find a number of extraordinary specimens of Animalia Chordata Aves Neornithes Neognathae Neoaves Piciforme Pici Poingus Poingus -- better known to the lay adventurer as "the diggle". Some of these noble, flightless, digging birds have developed strange techniques and abilities. For example, Poingus Imonfireicus has developed a startling resistance to fires and makes its residence in a volcano. Similarly, Poingus Saiyanus has the ability to throw mystical energy (perhaps what those in the East would call qi?) with its fists wings fins arm-like nub appendages and takes up residence in martial arts studios. Perhaps most terrifying is Poingus Poinguspoingus, a creature that divides into larval specimens of Poingus Poingusspawnicus upon its death, whether that death be naturally caused or not. I have not determined if this form of asexual reproduction is indicative of a broader means of reproduction for the entire Poingus family, or if it is blessedly restricted to merely Poingus Poinguspoingus. I shall continue my delving and return information about similar specimens of Poingus Poingus as I come across them. Sincerely Yours, Fax Celestis XVIBearer of Maslech, the Eater of BeatingsP.S. I have been sponsored by some rather foppish diggles I have coined Poingus Richbitchius. They are rather charming chaps who enjoy a spot of tea, but have a tendency to rob one blind when not looking. I shall endeavour to make this business venture worth its while.