Lord Dredmor the... Sensitive?

I chose Smithing skill
I could make some great armor...
IF I HAD SOME CHALK!

 

Writing Haikus is
Almost as addictive as
Dungeons of Dredmor

 

One lifepoint is left
The Zoo lies dead at my feet
Arrow Trap gets me

 

A pair of eyebrows
Something to smash Diggles with
Roguelike nirvana

 

An Obvious Fireball
Leaves lots of little hang-fires.
More bang for the buck!

 

Someone tell me why
Death in the tutorial
Is an achievement?

 

The Anvil of Krong
Is like, "You pays your money,
You takes your chances."

 

More Dredmor haiku?
I can do this all day, now.
But I'd best lay off.

 

The Haiku flows and
Re-blogging is desired.
Permission Granted?

 

It's not like we have
A copyright on this stuff.
Knock yourself out, yeah.

 

The Internetz shall
sup on the Lutefisk of your
creativity

 

All Dredmor Haiku
looks prettier with the Lord
himself shedding tears

http://dredmorhaiku.tumblr.com/

 

How did I get here?
Why is the door outside barred?
I have to do WHAT?

 

Arch Diggle, floor ten
sigh and says, "what, you again?
prepare to re-roll."

 

That diggle looks nice
I want us to be good friends
*Congrats You have died.*

 

The faded signage
on the entrance to my heart:
WELCOME TO DREDMOR

 

Commemorating
The new forum's arrival
With a bad haiku.

 

caught in a tight spot
wait, i'll tink hundreds of bolts
thanks for waiting guys!

 

Trapped by Diggles,
Vigourously charge my wand,
They are disgusted.

 

Everything hates me
Your mother a radish
My mom is a girl