Best enemy/artifact names

Discussion in 'Dungeons of Dredmor General' started by coldcandor, Apr 4, 2012.

  1. Frelus

    Frelus Member

    OhMyGod the combination:
    The 49th cohort, The Dominatrix Over Throne, has recently come into possession of the artifact Rasanumshad, The Homoerotic Tissue.
    I will not sleep tonight.
     
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  2. Kazeto

    Kazeto Member

    I agree Frelus, that one's pretty bad.

    Almost as bad as Bergstrom's "Yawgina".
     
  3. banjo2E

    banjo2E Member

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  4. MidMorning

    MidMorning Member

  5. Loerwyn

    Loerwyn Member

    Ooh err.
     
  6. banjo2E

    banjo2E Member

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    The recolor system could use a bit of work, methinks.
     
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  7. Kazeto

    Kazeto Member

    Woah, that's a cool room name, banjo2E.
     
  8. Shaz

    Shaz Member

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    I'm not exactly sure what it is about this one that kept me blinking and doing double-takes. Its 'abnormality'? The fact that it's a staff?
    It's just... I don't even... yeah.

    Plenty of other great ones in this thread, but this was my first serious 'buh wha?' moment.
     
  9. Loerwyn

    Loerwyn Member

    This is pretty wut-inducing, too.

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  10. Warlock

    Warlock Member

    .......... Irradiated Canadian? This one is too good to miss.
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    Some of my own from my current playthrough:
    Pilchoisee, The Communist Birth (what the....?)
    Zafirlupo, The Unwanted Bread (...what?)
    Sapmag, The Choleric King (....ok. This might make a modicum of sense.)
    and weirdest of all, Croak, the Singing Apology (any relation to the Zoidberg-esque Valbaba, the Dancing Apology?)
     
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  11. MidMorning

    MidMorning Member

    Made me go "lol" at first[​IMG]
     
  12. Tirien66

    Tirien66 Member

    I had a staff named "Croak, the Lusty Cabinet" once.
     
  13. MidMorning

    MidMorning Member

    Can't tell if ironic or...[​IMG]
     
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  14. Kazeto

    Kazeto Member

    "It is studded with pearl."

    I reckon people who know how to code have all read it as "It is studded with Perl."
     
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  15. Wolg

    Wolg Member

    Quest item: Uuumuum, the Vague Cake
     
  16. banjo2E

    banjo2E Member

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    JESUS CHRIST MUDKIP

    DON'T YOU KNOW HOW FATTY ARISTOCRATS ARE
     
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    Yes, sex appeal tends to be like that.

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    Close.

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    ... Actually that's pretty messed up. :I

    Runner-up:
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    (yes I know the title does not include room names but they are my favorite :U )
     
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  18. MidMorning

    MidMorning Member

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    Isn't that cheating, though?

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    Seems to be a shared feeling, even among inanimate objects.
     
  19. JabberSnatch

    JabberSnatch Member

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    I think the RNG is screwing with me.
     
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  20. banjo2E

    banjo2E Member

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    (Reward was Nyesh, the Misspelled Beercan.)
     
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