When I walk on by, Diggles be wishin' that they could fly. I swing to the beat, Butchering their flesh for it's sweet orange meat, yeah. This is how I roll, big bushy eyebrows out of control. That red 'do on the blue-eyed ho makes my belt get ate, now where'd it go, yo? Lich look at yo body Lich look at yo body Lich look at yo body Yo-yo-yo--yo' undead! Lich look at yo body Lich look at yo body Lich look at yo body Yo-yo-yo--yo' undead! When I walk on a trap (yeah), this is what I feel (ok) Explosion of caltrops and I'm standing on steel I got a snowball's chance in hell but I ain't afraid to throw it (throw it, throw it, throw it) You're Dredmor and I know it! When I'm at the store, Brax be actin' like I'm a chore. But my Zorkmid's sweet, and that piggy's price it just can't be beat (whaa?) This is how I roll, come on Thrusty it's time to brawl We got a tiki bar, so I'm fuelled by booze & I got mod skillz so I just can't loose, yo! Lich look at my body Lich look at my body Lich look at my body Yo-yo-yo--yo' soon dead! Lich look at my body Lich look at my body Lich look at my body Yo-yo-yo--yo' soon dead! When I walk on a trap (yeah), this is what I feel (ok) Explosion of caltrops and I'm standing on steel I got a snowball's chance in hell but I ain't afraid to throw it (throw it, throw it, throw it) You're Dredmor and I know it! You're Dredmor and I know it! [x3] Check it out -- check it out: Diggle diggle diggle diggle diggle -- yeah. Diggle diggle diggle diggle diggle -- yeah. Diggle diggle diggle diggle diggle -- yeah. Diggle diggle diggle diggle diggle -- yeah, yeah. Kill the Diggles, man. I kill the Diggles, man! Yeah -- you're Dredmor and I know it... <Feel free to post any better ideas you have. I'm seriously going to try to make a music video and sing this shit, so I want it to be as sweet as possible. >
In truth, it all went just as planned 'Twas my intention Went to the bar, drink in hand Feigned lost discretion They have found my dungeon Those eyebrows herald war Close the gate behind them Welcome to Dredmor I am Dredmor and I know it I turn eyebrows into chapstick I took Wand Lore just to try it I hope the diggles don't mind it My spells of dark My spells of light Will stop the hero tonight I am Dredmor and I know it I know it No, my dungeon is not a game, It doesn't matter, Adventurers come all the same, Just human nature, It's not what, Smart kids do Not how they should behave My minions are confused They don't obey I am Dredmor and I know it I turn eyebrows into chapstick I took Wand Lore just to try it I hope the diggles don't mind it My spells of dark My spells of light Will stop the hero tonight I am Dredmor and I know it I know it Us liches are so magical Eldritch pacts are permissible Hard to resist my thunderbolts Fulminaric flash-fried Congratulations, you have died I am Dredmor and I know it I turn eyebrows into chapstick I took Wand Lore just to try it I hope the diggles don't mind it My spells of dark My spells of light Will stop the hero tonight I am Dredmor and I know it I know it
