Ominous Project Odin Speculation Thread

I think Nicholas is upset with us

 

"The Empire Times will hear of this."?

 

Oh, no! What have I unleashed!

 

Did you use the Vigenère cipher? Probably with Odin or something?

 

I used regex to find the string I got above in the section, and followed it to get the cipher.
Now I just need to write up a program to process the strings.

 

Well for some reason I got clockworl, though I'd expect it to be clockwork. It's trivial enough to try both though.

 

I picked the worst language to do this in because I wanted to learn more with it. This is actually becoming very difficult to code because of the inclusion of spaces.

Well I have some strings
the uncomfortable pillow why is it uncomfortable who knows
the colony of new sogwood has been lost all hope is lost
we must keep a stiff upper lip in these troubled times
for the empire
lord palmer stoke was right about everything

I really should have used imperative programming and knocked this out in a few minutes.

 

Haskell. I need to split the infinite string of "clockworkclockworkclockwork" wherever I split the main string, which is annoying.
Doesn't matter though, I just have to put the spaces back myself. Also since I don't know the starting position of any given string I need to run this 9 times yay.

 

So, should I post every string here (without punctuation or capitalization of course)

Also shame on you for "with less bone chips"

 

I mean your usage of less, it should be fewer </grammarnazi>. I'm sorry for having to say that. Though that about the bone chips is interesting

i was offered an unpaid internship by the fungus people now my brain is in this jar and all i have is this terrible itching and new insights into pickling technology

the uncomfortable pillow why is it uncomfortable who knows
the colony of new sogwood has been lost all hope is lost
we must keep a stiff upper lip in these troubled times
for the empire
lord palmer stoke was right about everything
damn those loveable urchins my money is gone and now all i have is this pile of second rate safety matches
the rotting flesh of the poet gently exhaled corruptive vapours into the sewer system
it comes
the deer speaks i dare not listen
the laudanum is wearing off and the visions are returning
radiation its good for the skin
the heliograph line failed and all was lost
they told me that i had to put the gears in my brain they lied
the empire times will hear of this
the ministry has come but is the cure worse than the disease
im afraid of the dark
building the marconiscope was obviously a poor idea in hindsight
blessed are the many revolutions of the holy cog keeping the clockwork of the indefatigable movement of the celestial heavens in motion

nobody has seen the queen in years
curse the passage of the reform bill
the polyps grow i hear the vibrations
i am so very worried about the queen
the prime minister has been seen gently panicking in the houses of parliament
do not trust the cog pope he preaches a false doctrine
courage also booze to keep the madness away
the obelisks scuttle the eyes blink unnervingly as the servitors thrum
i die for the empire
buy crimble today reasonable prices now with less bonechips
it seemed at first to be a peaceful fishing village everybody loved the water