Dwarf Beards: This Fungus is odd in that like the Dwarves, it grows into the Earth rather than over it. Also, it hates pointy ears. 30 turn buff, +5 +3 -4 . Diggle Ticks: As awful as it sounds, this is no joke. These are ticks from everywhere in the dungeon. They cannot bite Humans though, and require Diggles to reproduce. 30 turn buff that spawns a cloud around you every five turns that persists for a few turns afterwards and inflicts a weak DoT that is taxa animals. (If it turns out to be too weak it can be made more potent and allow them to inflict a smaller DoT on the player too.) Magical Beans: Even the Druids will not explain the horrible magic of these cursed beans to other Druids. 15 turns of a massive, smelly AoE cloud that hurts the player just as much as everything else. (5 per turn while in the cloud? It should probably be flat damage without scaling. I cannot imagine how "Beans" would cause more damaging gas due to any particular stat.) Take any, all, or none if you like. I can keep coming up with crazy ideas if you need some more.